December 2011
Anonymous asked: have you ever had a wet dream about someone you follow?
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Fanfiction: So you want to read something?
Me: Absolutely.
Fanfiction: I'm about your OTP and I have a really interesting plot.
Me: Wonderful.
Fanfiction: Great grammar too.
Me: My favourite.
Fanfiction: And I'm rated PG-13.
Me: Not available.
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oh my god
my parents are at a wedding and the table they’re sitting at for their meal is Gryffindor
Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
Mercedes: Beyonce. Comment smacking sense into another Glee club member. Food.
I cannot handle Jared’s 2000 Gilmore Girls hair
The Gay Agenda
wakagucci:
turn all kids gay
destroy american values
have sex with every soldier
give AIDS to everyone
destroy America
go shopping
Anonymous asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS ARSEFACE LOVE FROM MORGAN XXXXXXX
I hope you guys had/have a good Christmas!
I got an iPad but wotevz
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I can't wait to watch Christmas Cottage tomorrow!
normal person when they see a photo of Jared Padalecki: Oh he's pretty handsome
me: i want to punch you in the fucking face asshole piss off and never return oh my god i hate you and your perfect face let me die
well that’s the first time my dad has come into my room and told me I have mail from Misha
